Dead Cat on the Patio was first created on the 90s, well, actually it was around 2006, I'm just not that sure and I don't want to guess since we are transmitting live on a highly prestigious media, only so that you, benevolent audience, could share the feeling. We'll leave you then with one of their most popular hits:
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Dead Cat on the Patio
- Dude isn't that like, your house?
- Yup, that's the joint.
- The one with the nice terrace and everything?
- Pretty fancy stuff isn't it?
- Ahm... yeah. So, is that a dead cat over there? right over the patio?
- It sure looks like it.
- So, you've got a Dead Cat.
- Well, it is there.
- On your patio.
- Right on the patio.
...
- Has anybody thought about getting rid of it?
- I'm not sure... Not that I know of.
- So, is it gonna like... stay there?
- Well... I didn't kill it. I don't usually go hunting cats and placing them on the patio, it's kind of a mess.
- It could have just died there.
- Mmm I guess it could, cats die of natural causes too. I just don't feel like investigating man.
- Regardless of who did it, it's still there!
- It'll be pretty difficult to get out of there, it's *dead* you know?
- Yes I can see that!
- So what's your problem then!
- You've got the problem! Right there! A very much dead cat on your pretty big patio! And you ain't doing nothing!
- Look I didn't create the problem, it's not my issue, alright?
- *sigh*... So, wanna hang out?
- I'm game.
i remember that morning... i was like "what the hell is that!? is that a... is that a dead cat!? eww" and yup, pretty much dead...
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